Broken Wii
Doh. While fooling around with my homemade Wii component cables I accidentally broke off the Pb and Pr pins of my Wii's YPbPr connector:

Trying to fix it just made it worse. I only have the Y signal left, so mini-Mii is angry now that he only shows up in black & white:

Signs you might be a Seattle yuppie
- #17: Your car has both high-performance racing tires and a ski rack, and you don't see anything wrong with that.

Emergency Resource Guide
I just got this Emergency Resource Guide in the mail from the "Washington Military Department Emergency Management Division":

It contains lots of useful info, such as what to do when you cough, in case you dropped out of school before kindergarten:

It has 41 pages of advice about how to deal with everyday dangers such as:
- Terrorism (advice: "Be aware of your surroundings")
- Accidental Poisoning
- Pandemic Flu
- Radiation Exposure
- Bomb Threats (questions to ask: "Where is the bomb?" "Where are you?")
- Chemical Agents
- Anthrax
- Botulism
- Pneumonic Plague
- Smallpox
- Tularemia
- Viral Hemorrhagic Fevers
- Methamphetamine Labs (wtf?)
- Earthquakes
- Tsunamis
- Volcanoes
- Government fear-mongering
Oh wait, that last one wasn't on the list
Ads on Amazon boxes
Is nothing sacred any more? Even my beloved Amazon boxes now come plastered in ads..
I weep for the future.

Guy with an Emmy
Today on my way to work I saw a guy walking around with an Emmy statue. I wish I took a cell phone pic, but I was driving. It was the last thing I expected to see - quite bizarre. He must have been one of the people that collected Microsoft's Emmy awards (Microsoft winning an Emmy? Weird, I know, see here: http://cesweb.org/attendees/awards/emmys.asp).
MSDN Magazine article
Today I got my dead-tree copy of my first 'real' published magazine article. It's in MSDN Magazine and is about the new UI in Microsoft Office. It made the lead article for the February 2007 issue, and they even used a diagram I drew on the cover. Sweet!
The article title ("RibbonX API: Extend the 2007 Office System With Your Own Ribbon Tabs and Controls") was obviously written by editors, but that's OK


Update:It's up on the MSDN website now:
http://msdn.microsoft.com/msdnmag/issues/07/02/RibbonX/default.aspx
New bulb! Finally..

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Fight the bad Sony customer service and 'lost' P.O.s;
Rage, rage against the dying of the projector light
I thought that poem would be more interesting than it is, but oh well
The Many Moods of Eric
A coworker recently complained that it's too difficult to tell whether I am in a good mood or a bad mood. My response of "Well, I'm not exactly an emotionally extreme individual" apparently wasn't very helpful.
So, for future reference, I present this diagram:

Deformed fork
At lunch today I got a plastic fork that obviously wished it was metal instead. (ha ha, horns, get it? never mind..)

Super Mario Bros
I'm ashamed to admit this in public, but I don't recall having ever beat the original Super Mario Bros back on the NES when I was a kid (without using some sort of cheats), despite having played it for hundreds of hours on end. World 8 was just too difficult.
Today I downloaded the Wii "Virtual Console" version, played it through and beat it on the first try, and only died once (on the last boss).
I'm not exactly sure what to make of this. I have not played the game in more than 15 years, so seemingly the ability to beat the game is unrelated to having played it recently (though I did eerily remember the locations of every single powerup and warp point as if it was just yesterday).
I suspect that I must have much better hand-eye coordination and timing now than I did when I was 5 years old, because it seemed much easier to control Mario this time around, especially through all of the tricky jumps which were so difficult back in the day. The strange thing is that I don't remember having felt like I had "bad" coordination back then, but I must have. I guess 15 years of playing video games is useful for something

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