This week in Google

I'm always amused by the things people type into Google and find this site with. Here are some from this week:

• seattle yuppie - Apparently I am the #1 search result for "seattle yuppie" (why.. why?).

• are windshield dings covered by insurance - Woo, #1 again. <Your windshield repair ad here, only $500!>

• bomb threats advice - My advice: don't search Google for random blogs if you get a bomb threat!

• fend off mummies - I usually go with a shotgun.

• how to be a tree faller in washington - This one should put to rest the accusations that my name is not a "real" profession. 😛

• disable safety belts golf - Uhh why are people searching for this??

• bugs in cereal - For some reason this one gets a lot of hits, which is scary.

• is religions end near - Not any time soon, but I see that the end of punctuation apparently is.