How to open a Windows Vista or Office 2007 box

I nearly cut my hand while opening my copy of Office, and my brother just sent me a string of angry emails after banging on his Vista box for 5 minutes trying to get it open. So to prevent further pain, I present this guide about how to open your Windows or Office box.

First, rip off all the little plastic seals from the sides (This step updated 4/2/07 with a picture sent in by Erin (thanks!)):

Peel the sticker off
Next, you need to cut the circular sticker across the top using your trusty Swiss Army knife. Note: don't try ripping this sticker off, or else it will probably rip the 'certificate of authenticity' off the box as well. Pic:

Cut the sticker across the top

You might have to cut the sticker on both the front and the back if it covers both sides.

At this point you might be tempted to push in the tab things on the side of the box and pull it open:

Don't pull the box tabs

Don't do this, however, because these tab things are actually supposed to hold the box shut, so if you grab them you prevent the box opening at all. The trick is to leave the tabs alone and find the little recessed grip thing on the top of the box and pull on it:

Box top grip

The center of the box slides outward radially, so you actually have to pull up on it, which might not be what you expect. Once you do that the box pops open:

Vista box open

Alternatively, you could also read the little visual diagram of how to do this that's on the first little plastic thing you rip off, but that would be too easy :).

Posted on March 19, 2007
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  1. A cardboard box would have been easier – at least you can cut through those!

    I thought you had abandoned Vista by now in search of a more stable environment to play Minesweeper. 😉

  2. Cardboard boxes are also a lot easier (read: cheaper) to counterfeit, which apparently is one of the reasons behind these boxes (along with obvious things like branding, etc).

    I haven’t given up on Vista completely yet – the latest Creative drivers solve a lot of the problems I was having. But if I can’t get Sleep working again, I’m going to upgrade to XP (or a Mac Pro, if the latest Apple rumors are true).

  3. They didn’t have to go with a cardboard box but they could have at least made that box easier to open. Although this is just another example of how microsoft is now taking things to new levels and annoying people before they can even get their product out of the box.

  4. hey eric,

    just a question on vista.. dunno if you would know or not.

    for work i use vpn then connect through remote desktop.

    would vista be able to do this to a machine running xp pro? does it still even have that feature?

  5. Yes – Vista Business, Enterprise and Ultimate editions all have the Remote Desktop server (just like XP Pro). Any version of Windows can run the client to log into one of those.

    If your company runs a Terminal Server Gateway, then you can connect with Remote Desktop without needing to log into the VPN first.

  6. Thanks, we were breaking the cases to get the software out!

  7. I dont have a swiss army knife. Will an other knife work without breaking the case, or should I buy one?

  8. Any sharp knife should work fine to cut it. Even one tong of a pair of scissors would do it.

  9. Thanks, So simple and yet Mr. Softee makes it difficult once again. Please put some instructions on the nice looking package. Microsoft should link to your site and pay you a royalty for their arrogance in assuming we all could open the new box.

  10. Thank you for the instructions… I figured the tabs on the side opened the box? Great instructions Mickey Soft.

  11. Hey, your blog is very interesting!

  12. Thank you! It is over two years since your original entry, and it just keeps on going! The Energizer Blog! Thank you.

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